Before we get to the story, this is an example of why even as a Bills fan who is owned by the Chiefs, I can't bring myself to hate Patrick Mahomes. I've looked like this on more than one occasion after a long night and early morning of getting into the sauce. And that's without celebrating a Super Bowl win.
While there is no evidence that Mahomes was hungover AF when he did media hits, c'mon son.
CNN wanted Mahomes to comment on the presidential race. After the Super Bowl, Team Biden interns tweeted out the "Dark Brandon" meme to make fun of the dinkuses who think Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce is a derp state psyop. Abby Phillip wanted to know what Mahomes thought about it. As if Mahomes has thought about anything other than shots and Coors Light after he accepted another MVP award.
He didn't take the bait.
Yeah, it’s been wild to see. I mean, I try to focus on football as much as possible, but there are always some conspiracy theories out there. I just try to enjoy football and my family, and I kind of stay off social media as much as possible.
Who the deuce is "Dark Brandon?" Let's take a trip back to 2021...
At the beginning of September 2021, week 1 of college football, some dudebros did many beers before a game and started chanting "F*ck Joe Biden". It captivated a nation. Shout out to the fine lads at Old Row. Had it not been for Old Row posting the first video, collecting others, and disseminating them throughout their Twitter accounts, the F*ck Joe Biden chant wouldn't have been everywhere.
The progressive response to this was "Dark Brandon." In their fantasy world, Joe Biden had an alter ego with red eyes who looked like a demon. It was their attempt at edgelording, but they failed as badly as Joe does remembering to use the bathroom before he leaves to meet the Pope.
"Dark Brandon" is a sassy, sharp old man who drives a Corvette and totally OWNS Republicans on the daily. But in reality, Biden just has dementia. Or, has dementia according to critics.
Team Biden's attempt at shitposting was met by more better shitposting.
The Left can't meme. CNN is silly. Patrick Mahomes is really good at winning football games.
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