So many pressing issues. The border crisis that was created by Biden's executive orders. The unaffordability of life that was created by Biden's policies. Everything that is happening overseas as a result of no one respecting Joe Biden. There is a lot of news to cover. So, of course, Politico is focusing on the most important issue. What campaign song will Biden use as he tries convincing people the last few years weren't his fault?
No, seriously.
When West Wing Playbook reached out to Biden staffers for this piece, they were tight-lipped about the song-selection process. Alums of the 2020 campaign and former White House officials did not want to speculate about possibilities for this year’s rotation. Even JEN O’MALLEY DILLON, a top Biden adviser who has a reputation among her colleagues for being a music buff, didn’t give us any ideas (we know you’ve got thoughts, JOD!).
Democratic staffers who’ve been involved in selecting songs for past presidential candidates said the process takes time. GREG HALE, Clinton’s 2016 campaign director of production, told West Wing Playbook that he listened to more than 40 hours of music just to pick out Clinton’s walkout song for her launch event.
Side note, it also took Team Hillary close to nine hours to respond to a single Marco Rubio tweet.
But as far as campaign songs need to go, the ones Politico chose were booty cheeks. Also, I'm sure all had to be signed off on by the White House, since ten bucks say they're the ones who told Politico to create this content in the first place (my guess is it was "JOD"). I knew you guys would do better.
Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" was an interesting one. Not that Biden is creepin' around as much as he is a creepy old man. But he also refuses to take responsibility for any of his failures.
I liked the suggestion of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit." The problem is if it was only Bidensniffing teens, it wouldn't be so gross. And, well, you know...
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Dion's "The Wander" was a given.
There were suggestions for Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" and Zeppelin's "Dazed and Confused." Both of those would be better for Hunter Biden.
And, of course, "Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round." Any nursery rhyme, really.
Feel free to add to the list! Drop X in response with what song you think.
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